So a month ago Chuck Norris put out a video saying that if Obama gets re-elected America will have 1000 years of darkness.
http://abcnews.go.co...ory?id=17152039
I don't like Obama being president either, but 1000 years of darkness? Is that Chuck Norris slang for, "i'm going to round house the stupidity out of everyone?" I'm not voting for Obama anyway, but still that's a little extreme. Plus it's only going to be North America so if there is darkness, I'm going to Canada.
In seriousness though, what do you think of Chuck Norris's threat?
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Chuck Norris Threatens 1000 Years of Darkness?
Started by Dark Young Link, Oct 04 2012 12:57 AM
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 12:57 AM
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 01:02 AM
That's hilarious! I don't really like Obama as president either, but this will be my only comment in this topic, as I do not want to get into a debate with anyone on this forum.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 01:02 AM
Ha ha.
Reminds me of either Avatar the Last Airbender, Jackie Chan Adventures or Xiaolin Showdown. I'm almost waiting for someone to say it's the end of the world as we know it or that magic must defeat magic (bonus points to whoever gets that reference).
Seriously though, he sounds like a bit of a lunatic.
Edit: Also, reminds me of this (replace the cataclysm with Obama getting reelected):
Reminds me of either Avatar the Last Airbender, Jackie Chan Adventures or Xiaolin Showdown. I'm almost waiting for someone to say it's the end of the world as we know it or that magic must defeat magic (bonus points to whoever gets that reference).
Seriously though, he sounds like a bit of a lunatic.
Edit: Also, reminds me of this (replace the cataclysm with Obama getting reelected):
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 01:04 AM
In Xiaolin Showdown it was 10,000 years of darkness.Ha ha.
Reminds me of either Avatar the Last Airbender, Jackie Chan Adventures or Xiaolin Showdown. I'm almost waiting for someone to say it's the end of the world as we know it or that magic must defeat magic (bonus points to whoever gets that reference).
Seriously though, he sounds like a bit of a lunatic.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 01:09 AM
Not quite:
Master Fung: It has begun, 1,000 years of darkness.
Kimiko: Why 1,000?
Master Fung: Well it is really 962 years, but 1,000 sounds more ominious.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 01:11 AM
O my God, I was wrong? I used to love that show, and I can't even quote it properly anymore?! Funny thing is, I was thinking of that same dialogue, but with different years.Not quite:
Master Fung: It has begun, 1,000 years of darkness.
Kimiko: Why 1,000?
Master Fung: Well it is really 962 years, but 1,000 sounds more ominious.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 01:11 AM
I feel like it's just the opposite. If anything, right-wing extremists in Romney-land would put America on a regressive track.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 01:21 AM
So did Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair pretending it was Obama.Seriously though, he sounds like a bit of a lunatic.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 01:44 AM
What he meant was 1,000 years of black people. "The darkness" is just slang.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:27 AM
Uncle was a really funny character, wasn't he?magic must defeat magic (bonus points to whoever gets that reference).
Also, @Spoony Then Chuck Norris is racist?
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:43 AM
It's better than 1000 years of green-ness
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 11:25 AM
Just get a few torches folks. Issue solved.
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It'd be like that Darkzone stuff me and my friends play sometimes. If everyone gets supplied with laser-tag guns I'm moving and dragging my friends with me.
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Posted 05 October 2012 - 03:50 AM
I will move to either Canada or the UK if Romney gets elected. I'm not joking either.
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Posted 05 October 2012 - 04:46 PM
Because it isn't like there's checks and balances to make sure the President isn't supreme leader...
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Posted 09 October 2012 - 01:13 AM
What he meant was 1,000 years of black people. "The darkness" is just slang.
Hahah oh man that's good. Not sure why anyone even makes a big deal about him anyways. He was a bad actor, I wouldn't be surprised if that's where the jokes originated.
Why anyone would vote Romney I have no idea. He seems like a bad idea even if you are a republican/conservative. No scratch that he seems like a HORRIBLE idea.
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Posted 09 October 2012 - 02:12 AM
That is unless you are a millionaire oil-tycoon and pimp. like me...Why anyone would vote Romney I have no idea. He seems like a bad idea even if you are a republican/conservative. No scratch that he seems like a HORRIBLE idea.
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Posted 09 October 2012 - 02:33 AM
I'm voting for Romney because he'll be a hell of a lot better than Obama will ever be. Then again Obama was pretty terrible. I liked Bush better than him.Why anyone would vote Romney I have no idea. He seems like a bad idea even if you are a republican/conservative. No scratch that he seems like a HORRIBLE idea.
What he meant was 1,000 years of black people. "The darkness" is just slang.
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Posted 09 October 2012 - 06:27 PM
I'm voting for Romney because he'll be a hell of a lot better than Obama will ever be. Then again Obama was pretty terrible. I liked Bush better than him.
Why anyone would vote Romney I have no idea. He seems like a bad idea even if you are a republican/conservative. No scratch that he seems like a HORRIBLE idea.
What he meant was 1,000 years of black people. "The darkness" is just slang.
Yes, Bush did a terrific job of running the economy into the ground with the same tactics Romney wants to use. While we're at it, why don't we discuss how Romney doesn't give two shits about the middle class and will send us backwards on social issues such as LGBT rights and such?
If you want to vote for Romney, that's your prerogative. But don't be bitching when he screws up the country worse than it already is and drives us into a war with Iran. If you're supporting him based off of FOX News or the made up "statistics" he used in the debate, by the way, you're being misled. If you're just following what your parents think and aren't thinking for yourself, well, guess that shows the mental maturity here.
I've yet to hear a legitimate argument as to how Obama is terrible. Just "they can't do worse". Do worse? He took down unemployment, caught us up with the rest of the western world with healthcare (though this is somehow an "affront" to our liberties) and has made progress in areas such as LGBT rights. Please humor me with how he's been doing a bad job and why Romney would do better. Don't give me the "he hasn't fixed in four years what we screwed up in eight years" shit either.
I look forward to tearing this "argument" apart.
Also, I'm curious... THOSE OUTSIDE OF THE US: How do you think it look like Obama has been doing compared to Bush? Which candidate seems better to you right now and why?
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Posted 09 October 2012 - 07:50 PM
Here's two reasons:I've yet to hear a legitimate argument as to how Obama is terrible.
In his term of office he managed to hike up our national debt to an unbelievable amount... $58.5 trillion to be exact. It took every president before Obama to raise the debt to $16 trillion.
Also the unemployment rate was at its lowest when Obama was in office. Before he took office unemployment was at 6.7%. We are still not back to that level.
